Dean Jones says,

"Good!  We've agreed on all of the terms:

**TWO guaranteed trip to a conference each year for two years

**$1,000 for software to analyze data

**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 53rd percentile plus a bonus (equivalent to a 4% percentile raise) for each semester-long European student internship you create (or continue); the maximum number of such internships is eleven per academic year.

**Required to teach two summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Two-days-a-week teaching schedule.

**One graduate research assistant for one calendar year.

**You can use multiple-choice tests to better accommodate your heavy teaching schedule.

Welcome to our university!"