Dean Jones says:

"Welcome aboard!  Glad we could agree upon terms!

Here is the contract package we have agreed upon:

**TWO guaranteed trips to conferences each year for two years

**$1,000 for software to analyze data

**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 45th percentile

**Required to teach four summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Five-day a week teaching schedule."

Critique:  This was only an average agreement.  You may wish to play again.