Dean Jones says:

"Wonderful!  Here is the new contract. I think it is a fair package:

**TWO guaranteed trips to conferences each year for two years

**$1,000 for software to analyze data

**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 55th percentile

**Required to teach four summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Five-day a week teaching schedule.

Welcome to our university!"

Critique:  This was an average agreement.  Perhaps you'd like to play again.