Dean Jones says:

"Wonderful!  We have an agreement!

 

To summarize:

Here is the new contract package I'd like to offer you:

**TWO guaranteed trips to conferences each year for two years

**$1,000 for software to analyze data

**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 61.5 percentile

**Required to teach two summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Three-days-a-week teaching schedule for the upcoming semester.  Two-days-a-week teaching schedule for the immediate two years thereafter.

 

Critique:  This was a pretty good agreement.  You may wish to play again to see if you can get an even better agreement.