Dean Jones says:

"Good!  We've agreed on the following terms:

**FOUR guaranteed trips to conferences each year for two years

**$1,000 for software to analyze data

**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 55th percentile

**Required to teach three summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Three-day a week teaching schedule."

Critique:

This was an OK deal for you but it could have been better.  Perhaps, in hindsight, asking about vacations made you appear "lazy"...

Feel free to play again to see if you can get an even better agreement.