Dean Jones says:

Here is the contract package we have agreed to: 

**TWO guaranteed trips to a conference each year for two years

**One graduate research assistant for one year.

**$2,000 for software to analyze data

**$12,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 25th percentile

**Required to teach two summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Three-day-a-week teaching schedule.

Welcome to our university!"

Critique:

You got a good deal for everything -- except salary and the summer school teaching.  Perhaps you'd like to try again to see if you can get a better deal.