Dean Jones says:

"It is not that simple.  The Board of Trustees recently voted to impose a tuition freeze.  So, just like those paying for tuition -- usually the parents of our students -- we must learn to 'live within our means.'

Here is the contract package I'd like to offer you:

**ONE guaranteed trip to a conference each year for two years

**$1,000 for software to analyze data

**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 25th percentile

**Required to teach four summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Five-day a week teaching schedule.

How will you respond? (Please select an option from the menu below:)

1.  Those requirements work for me!  I accept your kind and generous offer!

2.  You'll have to do better than that!

3.  Hmmm...You are facilitating both research and teaching...which is more important?