Dean Jones says:

"I just raised my offer.  Why should I raise it further?  You are a fresh Ph.D."

 

You say:

"Yes, and I appreciate your generous offer.  Also, please know that there are very few people who, like me, are doing this highly-specialized research.  We are, frankly, scarce.  If you hire me, our university can become prominent in this area!  Other faculty -- and their Deans -- will look up to our university.  I truly believe that we can build something great here, if you are willing to take a chance and hire me."

 

Dean Jones says:

"I'll admit that does sound appealing...Let me look at my spreadsheet and budget...(he studies these while you sit silently)...

"OK, here's what I can do for you:  I can raise the salary to the 65th percentile. I can also raise your software budget to $1,449 to facilitate your research."

Here is the contract package I'd like to offer you:

**ONE guaranteed trip to a conference each year for two years

**$1,449 for software to analyze data

**$15,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)

**A nine-month salary at the 65th percentile

**One graduate research assistant for Three calendar years; in return, you agree to apply for external funding and you agree to list our university as your co-affiliation on any already-started projects.

**Required to teach four summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load

**Five-day a week teaching schedule."

 

Your response:

1.  That satisfies my main concerns.  I accept your offer.

2.  I was really thinking of a salary figure more like the 94th percentile.

3.  Even if you have other good job candidates, I know that I can significantly increase our college's research output, because I've been very productive as a graduate student.