Dean Jones says:
"Do you? Do you really understand? We will see whether your career proves that you have as much understanding as you assert...Yes, you have a lot of potential, but at this point it is just that -- potential.
Here is the contract package I'd like to offer you:
**ONE guaranteed trip to a conference each year for two years
**$1,000 for software to analyze data
**$10,000 for hardware (i.e., special computer processor and other equipment)
**A nine-month salary at the 25th percentile
**Required to teach four summer sessions, none of which count toward your teaching load
**Five-day a week teaching schedule.
How will you respond? (Please select an option from the menu below:)
1. Those requirements work for me! I accept your kind and generous offer!
2. You'll have to do better than that!
3. Hmmm...You are facilitating both research and teaching...which is more important?